February 2012
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“Wanted to believe in all the words that i was speaking As we moved together in the dark And all the friends that i was telling And all the playful misspellings And every bite i gave you left a mark”
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Wanna hear a joke?
I love the music of Creed.
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Lawyer Joke
Lawyer: ”Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: ”No.”
Lawyer: ”Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: ”No.”
Lawyer: ”Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: ”No.”
Lawyer: ”So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: ”No.”
Lawyer: ”How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: ”Because his brain was...
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